Wednesday, December 10, 2025

ONTOLOGICAL FORENSICS // DESTINY, THE FUTURE, AND PRICE GOUGING

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ONTOLOGICAL FORENSICS // DESTINY, THE FUTURE, AND PRICE GOUGING

An Audit of Three Concepts That Should Not Be Allowed Near Each Other

1. Opening Declaration

Destiny isn’t real.
The Future isn’t real.
Price gouging is too real.

We begin by investigating the uncomfortable fact that only one of these entities can be reliably observed in the wild, and it is—tragically—the one that charges $19.49 for a loaf of bread every time it snows.

2. Exhibit A: Destiny (The Original Ponzi Scheme)

Destiny claims to offer:

  • A pre-written script,

  • A guaranteed arc of meaning,

  • Premium catharsis with no hidden fees.

When audited, Destiny provides none of the following:

  • Documentation,

  • Customer service,

  • Refunds for narrative inconsistencies.

Destiny is simply a multi-level marketing campaign run by time, memory, and your persistent need for the universe to care.

The more you try to prove Destiny is real, the more the evidence evaporates, leaving behind only inspirational quotes and a vague suspicion that you may have misinterpreted a parking ticket.

Thus: Destiny = unregulated metaphysical securities fraud.

3. Exhibit B: The Future (A Known Supply Chain Failure)

The Future advertises itself as a deliverable.
It is not.

The Future has missed every deadline ever assigned to it.

It also suffers from the following logistical defects:

  • Zero transparency,

  • No published specifications,

  • A shipping window ranging from “tomorrow” to “heat death of the universe,”

  • A returns policy written entirely in subtext.

At best, The Future is a theoretical construct used to justify panic.
At worst, it is a speculative bubble inflated by:

  • anxiety,

  • capitalism,

  • and the human inability to live in the present without checking the tracking information.

Therefore: The Future is not real; it is a billing estimate with delusions of grandeur.

4. Exhibit C: Price Gouging (The Sole Material Entity in This Investigation)

Unlike Destiny and The Future, price gouging is:

  • Documented,

  • Embodied,

  • And capable of showing up uninvited in your nearest gas station.

Price gouging is the one metaphysical force that does not require belief.
It announces itself with:

  • $8 gallons of water during a blackout,

  • $6 avocados during supply-chain turbulence,

  • $42 "emergency preparedness kits" that contain a candle and regret.

It is, therefore, the only phenomenon in this audit that qualifies as locally verifiable, empirically robust ontology.

Distressingly, it is also the only one with a functioning business model.

5. Interlocking Catastrophe: How Destiny and The Future Enable Price Gouging

The forensic chain is as follows:

  1. Destiny convinces you that your suffering is meaningful.

  2. The Future convinces you that things will improve soon.

  3. Price gouging convinces you to hand over $9.79 for cold medicine today.

This synergy creates a closed loop of exploitation:

  • Hope,

  • Delay,

  • Purchase.

We call this the Temporal-Emotional Extraction Circuit (TEEC).

Destiny whispers: “It was meant to be.”
The Future whispers: “It won’t always be like this.”
Price gouging whispers: “$13.50 for batteries is actually reasonable given the circumstances.”

Of the three, only one is telling the truth.
Unfortunately, it is the one draining your bank account.

6. The Water Giraffe Exception (WGE)

In prior audits, we established that:

  • Certain unreal entities (e.g., water giraffes) may be ontologically actualized through coordinated tenderness, commitment, and eschatological momentum.

Destiny and The Future do not qualify for this exemption.
Why?

Because both already wield too much narrative leverage.
They require less belief, not more.
Water giraffes, by contrast, require:

  • love,

  • patience,

  • and a willingness to admit that physics is sometimes a suggestion.

Thus, under WGE protocol:

  • Water giraffes may yet become real.

  • Destiny may not.

  • The Future is on probation.

  • Price gouging is banned from the eschaton.

7. Conclusion: A User’s Guide

Destiny: A sentimental pyramid scheme.

The Future: A shipping notification composed entirely of vibes.

Price gouging: The only metaphysical certainty available during inclement weather.

The forensic recommendation is therefore:

  • Trust none of them.

  • Believe only in water giraffes.

  • And carry cash.

If you'd like the next audit in the chain, just name the target.

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