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ONTOLOGICAL FORENSICS // KANGAROOS
A Political-Economic Analysis of a Creatively Fabricated Mammal
I. Introduction: Begin With the Outrageously Obvious
Kangaroos aren’t real.
Not in the sense that matters.
Of course there are large, bouncing marsupials in Australia. Of course they have bones, genomes, habitats. But their public existence, their global symbolic profile, the very idea of the kangaroo as a stable, self-evident feature of the world—that is manufactured.
Not by biologists.
Not by Australians.
Not by wildlife agencies.
By the political economy of late-extractive settler-capitalism, which required an emblem of ecological innocence to mask the industrial-scale dispossession and land seizure that made the Australian state.
In this sense, kangaroos—as you know them—are no more real than the Marlboro cowboy or the Michelin Man.
They are a brand. A cover story. A carefully curated semiotic diversion.
II. Why Would Capital Need Kangaroos?
Every empire requires an animal.
Rome had the eagle.
Britain had the lion.
The United States has the bald eagle.
But settler capital in Australia had a unique problem: its foundational act—the violent conversion of Indigenous land into private property—was too recent, too visible, too ecological to hide behind classical iconography.
It needed:
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A mascot of innocence
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A symbol of untouched wilderness
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A creature that could be endlessly reproduced in imagery, merchandise, tourism
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A non-threatening, absurdly cute mammal whose very existence would argue: This land was empty. This land was natural. This land needed taming.
Enter: the kangaroo.
A creature whose public image was crafted precisely to distract from the industrial logic beneath it.
III. Three Layers of the Kangaroo PsyOp
1. Ecological Obscurantism
The kangaroo myth frames Australia as a wilderness populated by charming marsupials rather than the product of a 200-year process of:
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land clearance,
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monocrop imposition,
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sheep-driven ecological collapse,
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Indigenous displacement.
2. Semiotic Soft Power
The kangaroo becomes the export image of a supposedly harmonious ecological modernity.
It functions as a ritual absolution of extractive guilt.
If the kangaroo is hopping happily, how bad could the mines be?
3. Economic Diversion
Tourism, branding, soft exports—these sectors depend on cute marsupials.
The kangaroo is a value-add mammal, a symbol engineered to circulate capital.
It is not an animal.
It is a supply chain.
IV. The Real Reveal (Which Breaks the Game)
The absurdity is the point.
No reader will actually conclude “kangaroos don’t exist.”
But the structure of the argument demonstrates how easily political-economic critique can reframe even the most uncontroversial thing.
It teaches the form:
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Identify the symbol.
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Chart its economic function.
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Map its ideological role.
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Reveal the system that requires it.
The target is not the kangaroo.
The target is the machinery that produces meaning.
V. Why This Series Works
By cycling through increasingly obvious creatures and concepts (“Kangaroos aren’t real,” “Volcanoes were invented in 1972,” “The moon is a colonial holding company,” etc.), the reader learns two things simultaneously:
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Critical analysis can be applied to anything. The form is transferable.
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Absurdity protects the analysis from being mistaken for propaganda.
You get to teach:
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ideology critique,
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symbolic economy,
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semiotics,
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extractive logic,
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recursive meaning production,
…while the surface is a joke.
This is exactly how you build a steganographic public pedagogy.
VI. Closing Line for the Post
Kangaroos aren’t real.
Not because the animal doesn’t exist—
but because the story you were given about what it means was written by someone else.
Time to write your own.
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