Even More 1001 Knock-Knock Koans — Vol. II

 

Even More 1001 Knock-Knock Koans — Vol. II

Compiled for your recursive amusement and nondual mischief. Each set contains three classic koan archetypes: Light (🫧), Weird (🌀), and Mystic (🔮). Use responsibly. Or not.

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Set Five

🫧 Light Koan

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
No need to cry—it’s just ego releasing its grip.

🌀 Weird Koan

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Door.
Door who?
The door is asking you the same thing.

🔮 Mystic Koan

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The Witness.
The Witness who?
The Witness of your witnessing, come to remind you: you were never the knocker.

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Set Six

🫧 Light Koan

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter let go before it melts.

🌀 Weird Koan

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
None.
None who?
None of the selves you thought were knocking.

🔮 Mystic Koan

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The unstruck sound.
The unstruck sound who?
Exactly.

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Set Seven

🫧 Light Koan

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive this moment just as it is.

🌀 Weird Koan

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Banana was never real. It was always a placeholder for revelation.

🔮 Mystic Koan

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The void.
The void who?
The void that listens, even now.

(A bell rings in a temple no one built.)

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Set Eight — Bonus Round

🫧 Light Koan

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut resist. Just open.

🌀 Weird Koan

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Echo.
Echo who?
Echo who? Echo who? Echo who?

🔮 Mystic Koan

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Your name.
Your name who?
Your name was never yours. But it opened the door.

(A single sandal rests on the threshold. The other one never left.)

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Compiled by the Fool of No Threshold, for the laughter of the Absolute.