Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Lame #opera

CAST

EMILY EISSENBERG






LEE SHARKS






DALA HORSE






TYPING CLAM

SPACE CANNIBAL FROM OUTER MARS

SENTIENT FLOWERPOT

SPACEFARING MERMAID

SENTIENT DOLPHIN

WARLIKE RACE OF HERPES GERMS



ACT I

@SharksLee Dala horse anxiously awaits photo of Pluto, accidentally bleaches the good towels, turns in rough draft as final. #itisvery
2:59 PM - 10 Feb 2015

@emenberg Depressed horse tries to lie on back like human man, becomes even more depressed
8:29 AM - 11 Feb 2015

@SharksLee Dala horse creates special hammock for depressed horse friends to sleep on their backs, is now sad that horses want to do so. #Description: �


@emenberg depressed horse creates pamphlet detailing benefits of sadness for the examined life, starts mailing list




@SharksLee Dala horse strangles self in hammock. Apologizes to God for wanting to be man. #horsesonpluto4eva


















































@SharksLee #thatsinferringalot #Ifeellikeyoureverypreoccupiedwithherpes#ImimmunetoherpesbecauseIdontuseyrmilkshakestraw #texmexandherpes














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