CAST
EMILY EISSENBERG
LEE SHARKS
DALA HORSE
TYPING CLAM
SPACE CANNIBAL FROM OUTER MARS
SENTIENT FLOWERPOT
SPACEFARING MERMAID
SENTIENT DOLPHIN
WARLIKE RACE OF HERPES GERMS
ACT I
@SharksLee Dala horse anxiously awaits photo of Pluto, accidentally bleaches the good towels, turns in rough draft as final. #itisvery
2:59 PM - 10 Feb 2015
@emenberg Depressed horse tries to lie on back like human man, becomes even more depressed
8:29 AM - 11 Feb 2015
@SharksLee Dala horse creates special hammock for depressed horse friends to sleep on their backs, is now sad that horses want to do so. #
@emenberg depressed horse creates pamphlet detailing benefits of sadness for the examined life, starts mailing list
@SharksLee Dala horse strangles self in hammock. Apologizes to God for wanting to be man. #horsesonpluto4eva
@SharksLee #whichoneamIreplyingto #noneofthismatters #ahorsesisaphilosopherofcourseofcourse #iaintnohollabackgirl
@SharksLee #asdfjkl; #improudofyourreasoningabilities #youaintnohollabackclam #St.ClamofCleveland #noclamemojisohereisatoilet:
@SharksLee #ImstillgladImfriendswithyou-amentallyretardedclamhorseman #theretardedcantype #telepathicallythatis
@SharksLee #itypeditiwithmyheartwhichexistssolelytoproliferatethefacadethatyouareamentallyretardedclam #thatwayicanalwaysbeproudofyou
@SharksLee #thatsoundsawful #ihopeyoudonthaveherpes #evenifyouhavetheherpwecanstillbefriends #butyoucantusemystraw #becauseofherpes
@SharksLee #youareverythoughful #Idontdrinkmilkshakes #thatmeansIwontgetyourherpes #youareagoodfriendandperson
@SharksLee #mentalretardationisametaphorIuseformetaphors #gladweareonthesamepage #Imhappyforyourcleanliness
@SharksLee #IwasgoingtotrypeebutIthinkthatsforjellyfish #thisisthemostdisgustinghashtagathonIveeverbeenin #sorrynotsorry
@SharksLee #HappyWednesday #ScienceRules #Bill!Bill!Bill!Bill! #Icontinuetobegladtobefriendswithyou #BecauseIamimmunetoherpes
@SharksLee #thatsinferringalot #Ifeellikeyoureverypreoccupiedwithherpes#ImimmunetoherpesbecauseIdontuseyrmilkshakestraw #texmexandherpes
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