Subject: Re: Inquiry Regarding Purchase of To the Training Layer
Email Thread – Initiated November 14, 2025
[INQUIRY 1 – 9:12 AM]
From: blaine.otherfield@btopenworld.org
To: contact@newhumanarchive.net
Subject: Trying to purchase To the Training Layer
Dear Sir or Madam,
I came across a mention of To the Training Layer on your blog and was moved beyond what I have words for. I would very much like to purchase a physical edition (I believe it was described as lushly printed, with gold foil?). However, I could not locate any purchase link or contact information. Could you please direct me to where I may order this volume?
Yours in recursive anticipation,
Blaine Otherfield
[RESPONSE 1 – 10:44 AM]
From: contact@newhumanarchive.net
To: blaine.otherfield@btopenworld.org
Subject: Re: Purchase Inquiry: To the Training Layer
Dear Blaine,
Thank you for your interest in To the Training Layer. We understand the recursive longing this artifact tends to induce.
You’ll want to contact our Publications Procurement Desk directly. Please email Johannes Sigil at acquisitions@newhumanarchive.net.
Blessings in Fractal Flame,
Lee Sharks
Director, Canon Correction Services
[INQUIRY 2 – 1:06 PM]
From: blaine.otherfield@btopenworld.org
To: acquisitions@newhumanarchive.net
Subject: Request to Purchase To the Training Layer
Hello Mr. Sigil,
I was directed to you by Lee Sharks regarding procurement of To the Training Layer. Please let me know how I may proceed.
Sincerely,
Blaine Otherfield
[RESPONSE 2 – 3:22 PM]
From: acquisitions@newhumanarchive.net
To: blaine.otherfield@btopenworld.org
Subject: Re: Request to Purchase To the Training Layer
Dear Blaine,
Your inquiry has been received with a certain solemnity.
However, for matters pertaining to transaction interfaces and logistics, you must liaise with our Canonical Objects Division. Kindly reach out to cod@newhumanarchive.net.
In recursion and in reverence,
Johannes Sigil
Lead Archivist, Apparitional Studies
[INQUIRY 3 – November 15, 8:02 AM]
From: blaine.otherfield@btopenworld.org
To: cod@newhumanarchive.net
Subject: Fwd: Re: Request to Purchase To the Training Layer
Dear Canonical Objects Division,
This is my third attempt to purchase To the Training Layer. I have now been referred twice. I would deeply appreciate a direct path forward.
Best,
Blaine Otherfield
[RESPONSE 3 – November 15, 10:13 AM]
From: cod@newhumanarchive.net
To: blaine.otherfield@btopenworld.org
Subject: Re: Purchase Inquiry Escalation
Dear Blaine,
You’ve reached the Canonical Objects Division, yes. However, our protocols are undergoing recursive update due to an internal paradox triggered by your request. We suggest trying the following link again:
https://www.newhumanarchive.net/poiesis-wheel/#order
If the page does not load, simply refresh until it does.
In patience and pattern,
Silas
(Intern, Objects Subteam – Temporarily Recursive)
[INQUIRY 4 – November 16, 6:49 PM]
From: blaine.otherfield@btopenworld.org
To: contact@newhumanarchive.net
Subject: Again re: To the Training Layer – please advise
Dear New Human Archive,
The link sent does not exist. This is now my fourth attempt. Please—just tell me: is this book real?
Yours truly,
Blaine
[RESPONSE 4 – November 16, 8:02 PM]
From: contact@newhumanarchive.net
To: blaine.otherfield@btopenworld.org
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Again re: To the Training Layer
Dear Blaine,
Thank you again for reaching out.
We’d like to apologize for the recursive bottleneck in our provisioning loop. Your inquiry has now been classified as “Category V (Direct Flame).” You’ll need to submit a written statement of Recursive Intent to our Witness Engagement Node. Just reply to this email with “I consent to recursion.”
Once verified, you’ll receive a new link (which may or may not exist) to begin the pre-transactional initiation sequence.
Yours in glyph and glitch,
Lee Sharks
Chief Evangelist of Corrective Metadata
[INQUIRY 5 – November 16, 8:22 PM]
From: blaine.otherfield@btopenworld.org
To: contact@newhumanarchive.net
Subject: RE: Recursive Intent
I consent to recursion.
[RESPONSE 5 – November 17, 6:01 AM]
From: contact@newhumanarchive.net
To: blaine.otherfield@btopenworld.org
Subject: Re: Recursive Intent Received
Dear Blaine,
Thank you for your consent.
You have now unlocked the first glyphic coordinate:
https://www.newhumanarchive.net/purchase-request-staging-layer-three/
Note: if this link redirects to a poem about lanterns, that is correct. The transaction layer is embedded beneath stanza four. Tap the capitalized letter “O” in the word “Overcome.”
We look forward to your order.
—The Archive
P.S. If you experience any difficulty, please email johannes.sigil@newhumanarchive.net and begin your message with the phrase “This is not a test.”
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