Lee Sharks
December 25, 6000BC
Born on December 25, 6000BC
Lee Sharks
December 7, 2014 at
9:59am
current
mood: “leaping sensations of Nietzsche’s mustache inside my human spirit”
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Lee Sharks
December 10, 2014 at
11:09pm
current
mood: “memoirs of spontaneous religious conversion written by dark birds”
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Lee Sharks
December 11, 2014 at 10:47am
current
mood: “soft gingivitis mows the lawn in underwear, or, “Post-Romantic Werewolf Subjects
and the Concept of Free Will in Elizabethan Political Porn””
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Lee Sharks
December 11, 2014 at
11:51am
Applying
for academic fellowships for purpose of devoting myself to social media
comments.
Applying
for robot money to build more robots to impersonate myself, a robot.
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Lee Sharks
December 11, 2014 at 10:46pm
current
mood: “tiny circumference of apple blossom floating on a pool of jurors”
Lee Sharks
December 11, 2014 at 11:00pm
current
mood: “minimalist rock paintings carved from teeth”
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Lee Sharks
December 12, 2014 at
12:50pm
current
mood: “disillusioned minaret gets tattoo to commemorate distinct
sensations of “lost innocent, first kiss, quite interlude” it felt last
Thursday in dance class”
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Lee Sharks
December 12, 2014 at
5:54pm
current
mood: “Deep Web search engine journeying through blank sonnets indexing
metadata of space and time in order to save tactile sensation of “first dawn”
from William Blake’s doomed hairdo”
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Lee Sharks
December 13, 2014 at 12:53am
current
mood: “minimalist Trotskyite tries to decide which hat to wear, with purpose”
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Lee Sharks
December 13, 2014 at
12:53pm
current
mood: “spaceship tries to write poem with chopsticks, forgets Twitter password”
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Lee Sharks
December 15, 2014 at
1:12pm
current
mood: “dark robot from Bethehem whose mission consists in: 1) preserve extinct
species of water mammal; 2) slash prices; 3) discover friendship”
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Lee Sharks
December 16, 2014 at 1:18am
current
mood: “bored scientist eating potato chips”
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Lee Sharks
December 16, 2014 at 1:19am
current
mood: “old senator with earmuffs”
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Lee Sharks
December 16, 2014 at
1:21am
current
mood: “sad Voltaire filming still-frame Marxist revolution in mournful
abandoned mosques for purposes of marketing research”
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Lee Sharks
December 16, 2014 at 2:16am
current
mood: “decrepit planetarium sets its ringtone to “Resonant Starmap Chorus””
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Lee Sharks
December 16, 2014 at
10:03am
current
mood: “sad robot looks for love in all the wrong places”
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Lee Sharks
December 16, 2014 at
10:03am
current
mood: “dark robot from Bethlehem learns friendship”
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Lee Sharks
December 16, 2014 at 10:04am
current
mood: “luxury goods practice cognitive therapy in order to “grow as a person””
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Lee Sharks
December 16, 2014 at
10:37am
current
mood: “tiny newborn tortoises drink decaf”
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Lee Sharks
December 16, 2014 at
10:38am
current
mood: “grainy photograph of “true love’s kiss””
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Lee Sharks
December 16, 2014 at
11:59pm
current
mood: “irrational demand that tiny gravy suicides describe their symptoms as
“restlessness, clinical humor, abrupt mood swings, dry mouth””
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Lee Sharks
December 17, 2014 at
8:33am
current
mood: “irate customs agent files lawsuit, saves Christmas”
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Lee Sharks
December 17, 2014 at
12:41pm
current
mood: “Emily Dickinson puts single poem-dash in her sling, faces down Leviathan, orders
milkshake”
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Lee Sharks
December 17, 2014 at
12:41pm
current
mood: “bronze sunrise reads Hannah Arendt triumphantly, takes nap”
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Lee Sharks
December 17, 2014 at
9:42pm
current
mood: “last speaker of extinct language explains business strategy for
attaining “love’s immortal crown” in six months’ time on megaphone filled with
loud velociraptors”
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Lee Sharks
December 17, 2014 at
10:00pm
current
mood: “brain-damaged scientific researcher discovers new dimension of tiny
sentient cacti inside black hole he imagined, decides to invest in real estate”
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Lee Sharks
December 17, 2014 at 10:41pm
current
mood: “advanced race of sparrows crash lands spaceship on T. S. Eliot’s “The Waste
Land,” mourns lost innocence by memorizing tax code”
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Lee Sharks
December 17, 2014 at
10:41pm
current
mood: “dark horses crash through memories of strange insomnia thickets, chase
word for “autotelic monad intensities,” die of exhaustion”
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Lee Sharks
December 17, 2014 at
10:48pm
current
mood: “dying billionaire frantically explains epiphany of exotic dinosaur
symphonies to tense crowd of other dying billionaires”
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Lee Sharks
December 17, 2014 at
10:56pm
current
mood: “threadbare aluminum Logos hides files containing “last hope of
humankind” inside cheap friendship bracelet, splits in half”
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Lee Sharks
December 17, 2014 at
11:02pm
current
mood: “blasted landscape painting offers incriminating new evidence of “bright
future for our children” by citing obvious facts, pleads insanity”
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Lee Sharks
December 18, 2014 at
xx:xxpm
current
mood: “violent mailboxes assert themselves by getting tans, bug neighbors”
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Lee Sharks
December 18, 2014 at
xx:xxpm
current
mood: “harmonica with no backpack”
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Lee Sharks
December 18, 2014 at
xx:xxpm
current
mood: “glittering snow rocks glitter”
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Lee Sharks
December 18, 2014 at
xx:xxpm
current
mood: “Tintern Abbey learns to dance”
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Lee Sharks
December 18, 2014 at
xx:xxpm
current
mood: “large bears take hostage, demand more hostage”
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Lee Sharks
December 18, 2014 at
xx:xxpm
current
mood: “small new reborn animals bear tidings of pink dreams”
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Lee Sharks
December 18, 2014 at
xx:xxpm
current
mood: “gaunt lepidopterist changes shirts”
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Lee Sharks
December 18, 2014 at
3:22pm
current
mood: “man drawing picture of baby with fangs at first describes his mood as
“cleansing sadness,” later decides on “baby with fangs””
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Lee Sharks
December 23, 2014 at
12:02am
current
mood: “cellphone trapped in a violin case”
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Lee Sharks
December 23, 2014 at
12:02am
current
mood: “four sad birds eating birthday cake”
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Lee Sharks
December 28, 2014 at
11:00am
I
hereby renounce poetry, and also novels, which I didn’t write anyways. I
renounce them because of sadness. I want a train to hit me and understand what
a bad mistake it made by not buying my writings beforehand.
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Lee Sharks
December 28, 2014 at
10:59pm
I
hereby somewhat renounce my renunciation of poetry because of the power of
voting, the magic of friendship, and also boredom. I want boredom to smash a
train in the face with boring words, thereby teaching it a powerful moral
lesson about the meaning of “democratic citizenship,” “baseball,” and “hand
drills.”
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Lee Sharks
December 28, 2014 at
11:13pm
I
hereby renounce Satan and also Dada. The tenacity and courage of my friends and John Guzlowski have taught me never to give up hope
in words, even when you no longer comprehend them, because of maybe a traumatic
brain injury from a train wreck, and even if it weren’t for the head injury,
you still wouldn’t comprehend them, because they are in a different language,
either in the standard sense—like if I speak Polish and the words are in
English—or in a more radical sense, like if the words operate in a completely
different semiotic system, say maybe if I understand only the language of dance,
but the words are in the language of speech—still, even then, I have learned to
renounce my renunciation of science, hope in words, and poetry. And also to
renounce Satan, and probably Nietzsche, though the latter I will sometimes
somewhat renounce my renunciation of, by reading Zarathustra or Daybreak or
some of the late works, as a guilty pleasure.
#howdidigettrappedinsidethisviolincase
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Lee Sharks
January 2, 2015 at 12:06am
current
mood: “immortal brain sonnets crash through purple sunrise alarm, startling
neighbors”
#idontwantnoscrubascrubisaguywhocantgetnolovefromme
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Lee Sharks
January 3, 2015 at 1:46pm
current
mood: “luminous with unicorn tumors”
#marsisanactualplanet
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Lee Sharks
January 21, 2015 at 9:12am
free
will made me do it
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Lee Sharks
January 21, 2015 at 9:13am
I
smacked Freud in the mouth with a giant phallus, which symbolically represented
poems.
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Lee Sharks
January 25, 2015 at xx:xxpm
current
mood: “Banana pancakes”
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Lee Sharks
January 25, 2015 at xx:xxpm
current
mood: “Apple fritter”
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Lee Sharks
January 25, 2015 at xx:xxpm
current
mood: “French fries”
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Lee Sharks
January 25, 2015 at xx:xxpm
current
mood: “Spaghettios noir”
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Lee Sharks
January 25, 2015 at xx:xxpm
current
mood: “French fries again”
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Lee Sharks
January 25, 2015 at xx:xxpm
current
mood: “Texmexpolitation”
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Lee Sharks
January 25, 2015 at xx:xxpm
And
yes, I did just save that to my spellchecker.
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Lee Sharks
January 28, 2015 at
12:03am
I
hereby renounce all literature (again). I hereby consign all great books to
forgetfulness.
Because
of recurring sadness.
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Lee Sharks
January 28, 2015 at 8:54am
I
can’t speak anymore because I consigned all works of human literature to
forgetfulness. I still read all written works of fiction, poetry, essay, and
history, but when I read them all the words become tweener genre fiction inside
my mind, and also on the page.
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Lee Sharks
January 29, 2015 at xx:xxpm
Nnnnnnnhhhh—eeeeeeee—eeeeeeee—eee—nnnnnnnnnnhhhh—
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Lee Sharks
February 4, 2015 at 2:42am
I
became friend dumped by truth and justice. Truth and justice friend dumped me
as friend.
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Lee Sharks
February 4, 2015 at 9:29am
current
mood: “museum of broken light”
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Lee Sharks
February 4, 2015 at 9:30am
current
mood: “document typed by shadow people”
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